"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."
-Tracy Morgan
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"I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.“
-Tracy Morgan
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"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing."
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"Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music."
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"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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