"There is always time for failure."
-John Mortimer
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"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.“
-John Mortimer
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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