"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
-Erma Bombeck
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"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
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