"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.“
-Ron White
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