"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.“
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"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
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