"Nothing in life prepares you to be famous."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'“
-Jeff Foxworthy
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