"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
-Jeff Foxworthy
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"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."
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"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"
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"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
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"I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'"
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"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
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"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
-Will Cuppy
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"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."
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"Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability."
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"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."
-Voltaire
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