"I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator."
-Joe Rogan
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"Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years."
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"I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."
-Joe Rogan
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"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
-Joe Rogan
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"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
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"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
-Joe Rogan
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"I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'"
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"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
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"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
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"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."
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"Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
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"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."
-Voltaire
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