"I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on."
-Dave Attell
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"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."
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"I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me."
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"I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous."
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"I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool."
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"For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended."
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"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
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"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."
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