"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
-Mitch Hedberg
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"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"
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"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."
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"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
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