"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
-Robert Orben
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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.“
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"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
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"Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years."
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"I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff."
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