"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
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"I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.“
-Elayne Boosler
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