"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
-Steve Martin
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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
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"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
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"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."
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