"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
-Lily Tomlin
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.“
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"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
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"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
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