"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."
-Clint Eastwood
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"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.“
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"Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power."
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"Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. But I don't fear death, I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time, that's it. It's the hand you're dealt."
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"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."
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"The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about."
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"Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society."
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