"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
-George Burns
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
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"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
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"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
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