"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
-Alfred Hitchcock
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"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.“
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"Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film."
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"We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like."
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"A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake."
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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it."
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"In feature films the director is God in documentary films God is the director."
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