"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
-Dennis Miller
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"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.“
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"I rant, therefore I am."
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"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
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