"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
-Dennis Miller
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"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
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"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
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"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
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"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
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"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."
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