"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."
-Richard Lewis
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"When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.“
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"I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say."
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"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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