"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
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"I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever."
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"Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling."
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"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
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"Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal."
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"I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive."
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