"My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations."
-Michael J. Fox
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"I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.“
-Michael J. Fox
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"Family is not an important thing. It's everything."
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"Zoos are becoming facsimiles - or perhaps caricatures - of how animals once were in their natural habitat. If the right policies toward nature were pursued, we would need no zoos at all."
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"I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence I can reach for perfection is God's business."
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"There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss. But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums."
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"I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor."
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