"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading."
-Logan P. Smith
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"We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.“
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"What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?"
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"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood."
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"How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?"
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"Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste."
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"If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth."
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