"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
-Spike Milligan
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
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"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
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