"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
-Mae West
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better."
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"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
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