"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
-Chuck Palahniuk
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.“
-Chuck Palahniuk
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"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?"
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"Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality."
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"Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it."
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