"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
-Hedy Lamarr
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"It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.“
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"I've met the most interesting people while flying or on a boat. These methods of travel seem to attract the kind of people I want to be with."
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"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."
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"I have never seen a wrestling match or a prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him."
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"I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away."
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"Dates with actors, finally, just seemed to me evenings of shop talk. I got sick of it after a hile. So the more famous I became, the more I narrowed down my choices."
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