"Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell."
-J. D. Salinger
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"It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.“
-J. D. Salinger
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"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are."
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"I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect."
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"I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody."
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