"I can't not put humor in a book."
-Albert Brooks
HumorView Quote
"Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.“
-Albert Brooks
posted in Funny
Other Quotes by Albert Brooks
Discover more inspiring quotes by Albert Brooks
"When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always 'lead' to something, which never leads to anything except death, where everything leads to. And then as I got older, and then I had my kids and everything, I began to appreciate a great Wednesday."
-Albert Brooks
DeathView Quote
"Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'"
-Albert Brooks
CoolView Quote
"My mom was a professional. My dad and mom met each other in a movie called 'New Faces of 1937.' My mom went under the name Thelma Leeds, and she did a few movies, and she was really a great singer, and when she married my dad and started to have a family, she sang at parties."
-Albert Brooks
MoviesView Quote
"If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money."
-Albert Brooks
MoneyView Quote
"I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when you're younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. That's what people do. And you can't really fix anything. It shouldn't be a massive difficult thing every day. Life's difficult enough."
-Albert Brooks
MarriageView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-Steve Martin
FunnyView Quote
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
-Albert Einstein
FunnyView Quote
"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading."
-Logan P. Smith
FunnyView Quote
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
-Woody Allen
FunnyView Quote
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."
-Reba McEntire
FunnyView Quote
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
-Ellen DeGeneres
FunnyView Quote