"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
-Calvin Trillin
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"We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.“
-Calvin Trillin
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