"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable."
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"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.“
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