"When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am."
-Don Van Vliet
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"Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.“
-Don Van Vliet
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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