"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
-Bill Cosby
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"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
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"The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."
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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
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"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
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"The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it."
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