"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
-Bill Watterson
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"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.“
-Bill Watterson
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"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
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"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night."
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"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
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