"I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.“


-Bob Newhart

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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

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