"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?“
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