"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.“
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