"I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor."
-Betty White
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"Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health - I don't abuse it.“
-Betty White
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"Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny."
-Betty White
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"It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver."
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"If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn't work, you're a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn't sound great to me!"
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"I think it's your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that's a waste of a lovely life. 'Oh... I'm 30, oh, I'm 40, oh, 50.' Make the most of it."
-Betty White
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"I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!"
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