"Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.“


-Barry Goldwater

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Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

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