"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
-W. C. Fields
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"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
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"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
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"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
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"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
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