"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."
-Fred Allen
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"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
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"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
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"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
-Fred Allen
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"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
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"A joke is a very serious thing."
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
-Groucho Marx
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
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"The secret to humor is surprise."
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"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."
-Langston Hughes
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