"Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
-Richard Roeper
Migrate2View Quote
"Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.“
-Richard Roeper
posted in Humor
Other Quotes by Richard Roeper
Discover more inspiring quotes by Richard Roeper
"The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns."
-Richard Roeper
ChristmasView Quote
"Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
-Richard Roeper
ChristmasView Quote
"Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day."
-Richard Roeper
WorkView Quote
"Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day."
-Richard Roeper
WomenView Quote
"The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns."
-Richard Roeper
TruthView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"A joke is a very serious thing."
-Winston Churchill
HumorView Quote
"Humor is reason gone mad."
-Groucho Marx
HumorView Quote
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
-Erma Bombeck
HumorView Quote
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
-Mark Twain
HumorView Quote
"The secret to humor is surprise."
-Aristotle
HumorView Quote
"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."
-Langston Hughes
HumorView Quote