"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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"I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.“
-William Gilmore Simms
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