"I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator."
-Joe Rogan
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"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.“
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"Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years."
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"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
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