"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
-Spike Milligan
GodView Quote
Other Quotes by Spike Milligan
Discover more inspiring quotes by Spike Milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
-Spike Milligan
MoneyView Quote
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
-Spike Milligan
MoneyView Quote
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
-Spike Milligan
HealthView Quote
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
-Spike Milligan
MoneyView Quote
"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
-Spike Milligan
FunnyView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
MarriageView Quote
"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance."
-Jane Austen
MarriageView Quote
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
-Mignon McLaughlin
MarriageView Quote
"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up."
-Ogden Nash
MarriageView Quote
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
MarriageView Quote
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
-Woody Allen
MarriageView Quote