"Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending."
-Neil Simon
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"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.“
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"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy."
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"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples."
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"Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money."
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"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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