"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
-Phyllis Diller
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"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.“
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"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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