"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
-Rita Rudner
RespectView Quote
"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.“
-Rita Rudner
posted in Parenting
Other Quotes by Rita Rudner
Discover more inspiring quotes by Rita Rudner
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
-Rita Rudner
MenView Quote
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
-Rita Rudner
MarriageView Quote
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
-Rita Rudner
MarriageView Quote
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
-Rita Rudner
MarriageView Quote
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
-Rita Rudner
FunnyView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
-Bill Cosby
ParentingView Quote
"Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it."
-Russell Baker
ParentingView Quote
"What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp."
-Marjorie Holmes
ParentingView Quote
"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted."
-Garrison Keillor
ParentingView Quote
"Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny."
-Ben Stein
ParentingView Quote
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
-Erma Bombeck
ParentingView Quote