"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."
-Frank Zappa
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"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
-Frank Zappa
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"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
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"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."
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"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
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"Music is always a commentary on society."
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"In politics stupidity is not a handicap."
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"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
-Ronald Reagan
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
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"Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have."
-Winston Churchill
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"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half."
-Gore Vidal
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"Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely happen to be walking around."
-Gilbert K. Chesterton
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