"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
-Rita Rudner
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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.“
-Rita Rudner
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
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"Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect whether he chooses to be so or not."
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
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"Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women."
-Gordon B. Hinckley
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"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
-H. L. Mencken
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"I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world."
-Georges Duhamel
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"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"
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"Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did."
-Bette Davis
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